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Sex with humans is good but sex with elves is better. The Icelander lady assures that elves will know what you want without asking you, and will be able to please the way no man will ever be hmm. Since they are quite flexible, they can perform in many positions.
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Iceland is a country where the majority of people believe so firmly in elves extreme measures are taken to avoid upsetting them. Hallgerdur claims many Icelanders have been doing elves in secret for centuries. There's even a myth covering the inter-hominid couplings.
The Elveswho called themselves the Quendiand who in lore are commonly referred to as the Eldar adj. But after the Silmarils were stolen by Melkorsome of the Elves returned to Middle-earthwhere they remained until the end of the Third Age. Elves were not subject to age, and were immune to illness.
Infamously, 54 percent of Icelanders are said to believe in elves. Before I attended elf school, I spent two weeks driving around Iceland looking for elves with my husband Sam, reveling in the hour daylight that occurs during the height of summer. This meant approximately 12 extra hours during which I could be on the lookout for elves.
This is the most interesting take on elves I have read in Well, that I have read. You have me hooked for the next post.
They don't need to ask what you want, they can read your mind and maybe even know better of what you want than you do which is very incredible. Fann mig. Showing a book of elf sex positionsshe said: "This is a picture of one of the crazy positions that an elf can do.